Beach Barbarian - Rust Starter Rock Mug

Are you the poor soul who just can’t get off the beach? 🏝️ Then the Beach Barbarian Rock Mug was forged for you. Featuring the legendary starter rock in glorious detail, it celebrates those heroic early-wipe days when every tree feels like a raid and every stone node is a jackpot.

Built from glossy white ceramic, it keeps your coffee hot while you clobber trees, chase nakeds, and swear this is the last wipe you’ll spend in burlap.

Spawn, sip, and stay primitive—because the beach life chooses you.